Happy 23 to MEEEE!

As I sit here sifting through the dozens of obligatory "Happy Birthday" comments on my Facebook, I can't help but be thankful. I know that sounds weird, but I am actually thankful people took 20 seconds out of their day to write on my Facebook. It's funny how the little tiny things can actually accumulate to mean so much more. I mean, there are dozens of people who took time for ME today. How cool. However, kudos to those who expanded beyond the two word "happy birthday" post... I love you guys even MORE.

Anyways, this time last year my life was a WRECK. I mean, absolute WRECK. Things were changing so fast in my life and I simply couldn't keep up. I was sick. I was heartbroken. And I was rather less enthused about turning 22 than any other year prior.

So in honor of last year's utter destruction and the many tears I shed in the process, I'd like to list the 23 things that make me laugh for my 23rd birthday.

So heres my 23 THINGS THAT MAKE ME LAUGH ON MY 23RD!

1) My roommate Drew singing me happy birthday through my door at 7 am this morning... and not the nice version.. the one that calls me a monkey?
2) This photo of my parents. It really sheds light on how I became the person I am today: bold...and weird.

3) Staff ball--that is, dismantling TKE traditions while exercising!


4) Mitch Hedberg. RIP brother.
5) Memories of my best friend Kristen (Just Peachy) singing me happy birthday two years ago with a cinnamon bun from Burger King.
6) The aftermath of said birthday serenade

7) That Clay Aiken song "Invisible"
8) Little Debbie Valentine's Heart Cakes... ok they don't make me laugh, but they certainly make me happy.
9) The video on Facebook of another one of my faveys Danyelle (his girl friday) smashing a jellyfish at the beach Spring break 2007.
10) Pretty much all the memories from SB 2007.-- for those who were AT SB 2007, you know it was more of a war than a vacation. However, the Union united and defeated the confederates!
11) This photo from SB 2007. Fojo and his Emeril impression... oh... and the fact he is wearing JORTS!

12) This REAL sign my friends and I came across... Americans=very intelligent.

13) Martial Arts...sorry but it's funny.
14) People with mullets
15) People who walk around with their butt cracks hanging out. Sounds juvenile, but it's still funny to witness... and kind of disturbing. Exhibit A taken on my phone:

16) Texts From Last Night
17) Bike cops "AHHHHH Bike COPZ!"
18) Bom Qui Qui
19) Really bad commercials...like Family Auto Mart and Appliance Direct
20) Memories of Fugue Road (SB 2009)... we laugh about it now...
21) The fact that my brother-in-law hums the Price is Right theme song whenever him and my sister make a big purchase at the store. (no joke)
22) Friends... best tv show to ever exist. I laugh outloud each and every episode.
23) My Jack Hannah coloring book... here's an excerpt for your viewing pleasure:


Oh and here's one more for good luck:

24) the fact that I have to delete all these pictures off my work computer before the end of the day! bahahahahaha