Why are women so stupid

Way back in 1848 something very significant started that would later revolutionize the world as we know it here in the United States. 1848 was a year of major growth, a year that began what is known as the Women's Movement.

It was finally a time where women began to stand up for their rights and declare what naturally belonged to them-- equality. This was a great step for our country and all of womankind... but by God, Susan B. Anthony must be rolling in her grave at the sheer stupidity so many women seem to openly possess.

In recent months, I have been shocked to see so many weak, fragile, ignorant women. And would you like to know the common denominator to all these cases? ---> men.

There's something about men that make some women act in a way that abandons everything they once stood for. So in honor of my new loathing for stupid women... I bring to you the different categories of stupid women.

The "Exception"-- This woman thinks she is the exception to every rule. She's the chick who will bang your boyfriend and actually believe that he'll leave you for her and they'll ride off into the sunset happily ever after. These women are by far the worst of our kind. They have no regard for their fellow woman and will do anything for the attention of a man. They think the world spins around their every move, but alas they are surely in for a severe reality check later on in life. Unfortunately, these women lack one key thing: self confidence. Believe it or not, women with confidence don't feel the need to step on other women to get what they want. These women lack respect for themselves and certainly for the women they betray. If you find yourself having anything in common with this prototype aim to change ASAP.


The "Toy"-- This woman is exactly what her name describes-- a toy. Why? Because she gets played. She practically BEGS for heartbreak. She is clingy and falls in love WAY too fast to the point it's often not reciprocated. She's not necessarily a stupid person, but she lacks a backbone. These girls are unfortunate. They are the ones who set the standard for "crazy" and coincidentally act out of character from their "normal" selves. She gets walked all over and sadly, she's ok with that... as long as she's still getting the attention she craves. You never know what length she'll go for attention, whether it be sexual or monetary... she gives far too much and sets a very bad standard. Another key contender for some serious self confidence counseling.

The "Finger Snap"-- I call this particular woman the finger snap, not because she snaps her fingers, but because she has that attitude. NOBODY is going to tell her how to live her life and she certainly won't compromise herself for a man. This woman is strong and respectable, but she often overcompensates. She doesn't always know when to compromise, which will make her annoying. Even though her strong-will shows strength, it overshadows her compassionate and lovable side.

The "Obsesser"-- This woman never gets over anything. She's the one who is going to talk about her ex boyfriend from six years ago every time you talk to her. She holds weird grudges and never seems to completely be over anything. Ever. Seriously... move on already. It's annoying even typing this. ugh. must. stop. now.

The "Sacraficer"-- Ok.. so these women aren't stupid... they are just oblivious. Yes, being in love rocks, but you don't have to abandon everything in your life to do so. These women will drop anything for their man whether it be friends, family, school, extra curricular activities, shopping, hobbies, whatever. Let's face it... no one is worth giving up your life for. So why do these women feel the need to blow everything/one else off as soon as a man comes in the picture? Sickening.

The "Skank"-- I don't think this needs any further explanation. Yes, maybe deep down these girls have a good heart.. but from the outside looking in they're just trashy. It's as simple as that. It's not easy being a skank. You usually have to be somewhat attractive to begin with, and you have to be ok with one-night stands and doing dirty raunchy thing... and losing all respect for yourself. Other than that it doesn't take much brains or even effort.

The "pistol"-- watch out... they might just blow... the interesting thing about these women is you NEVER KNOW when they're going to get mad. Sometimes they're totally cool and rational, but then some times they just fly off the handle. It's like walking on eggshells when you're around them. They're a rare breed, but they do possess one good thing-- you'll always know when they're mad at you. Real fun, huh?

Last but not least--

The "mystery"--This woman is very interesting in that you never really know what's going on her life. She keeps her private life very serious... but this can be bad. A lot of times when women keep things uber secretive its because either A. they are embarrassed or B. they are doing something they know they shouldn't be. I don't even have any commentary on these women because quite frankly, I don't know. However, as we all know, it's only a matter of time before the cat's out of the bag.

Of course this doesn't cover every type of woman... just a select few I that I find completely irrational and irritating... because we all know how perfect I am. So enjoy.. and if you find yourself relating to one of these specimen.. I apologize, but you may need some special counseling and you pretty much disgrace womankind.