How to get a man to do whatever you want

In recent months, I have found that I have been surrounded by men far more than usual. Of course, this is mostly due to the fact I have a male roommate and another male friend who frequently visits, but nevertheless I have learned a valuable lesson.

The key to getting a man to do whatever you want is as follows:

Get another man to do it first.

I've found that this little theory applies in so many different situations with complete success.

Let me give you an example:

Tonight I wanted to bake Christmas cookies. But let's face it, baking Christmas cookies by yourself is pretty much the equivalent of drinking vodka for breakfast. So I thought... well.. hell... I have two guys sitting in my apartment doing nothing but watching the Food Network (ya, weird I know..) and playing computer games... let's put them to work.

Well neither one would agree to it.

However, after much begging, one finally gave in and decided to help me. It wasn't but 5 minutes later the other followed suit. And ba-bam this is what I got:



Let's face it, most men aren't leaders... they're followers... as are women. duh. So ladies, I tell you, if you want a man to do something get another man to do it first.

You want that boy to make out with you? Get another boy to do it first.

You want that boy to do the dishes? Get another boy to do it first.

You want that boy to go shopping with you? What was that?

Oh right, get another man to do it first.

And if it doesn't work... take pictures of you doing aforementioned tasks with other boys and post them on Facebook.

Here... I documented tonight's cookie baking for all you ladies who need some proof. Feel free to use photo as needed. If this isn't the best Christmas present I can give to you all than I just don't know how to please you people!



Aww aren't they cute??? And look at how much fun they're having! And to think how reluctant they were...

I win.