America's Creephearts

In America, we glorify three main things:

1) Food
2) Texas
3) Creepers

Now the first two are obvious. But creepers? Yes. Let me elaborate.

Exhibit A: Adam Lambert
I'm not gonna lie... I definitely voted for Adam when he was an innocent little rockstar on American Idol. However, Mr. Lambert proved he was quite the actor as his true colors came out just the other night on the AMA's. A part of me says "ew.. what a freakshow." But another part of me says, "wow, he's kinda sorta genius, he may just end up being a legend." I'm torn. Humpf.


And behind door #2 is...Satan?
Lady Gaga is our friendly neighborhood psycho. Yet we can't seem to get enough of her. She has had FOUR number one hits in 2009 alone, something that hasn't been done since the Jackson 5. We just can't get enough of her and that...uh... sci-fi wardrobe of hers?













MJ
Speaking of the Jackson 5 and America's most beloved creepers... the King Creep himself. RIP MJ. I've always been a fan, but that doesn't make you any less of a weirdo. Yet again, another prime example.





Sarah Palin
Now you gotta admit, Sarah Palin is kinda sorta lovable... but sometimes she's just fricken nuts. America's sweetheart, no? Another prime example.






And last but not least...




Lil' Wayne

Admittedly, nearly every women in America would "do" him, or so he says... and he no doubt sells his fair share of records. But I can sincerely say he is the shining example of America's love for total buffoons.