The Secret Keeper

So just when I thought the infomercial industry had reached its peak with Billy Mayes, along comes a *stellar* invention that has got me begging for more for only $19.99 plus shipping and handling.

But in all seriousness, have any of you heard of the new product known as the "secret keeper?"



Now tell me... how on Earth do these people get away with selling something so.. soo... soooo.... I don't even have words, but ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

Boobs have always been a great place to store "extra items." Trust me, my boobs have served as a wallet, a cell phone case, a key ring...and much much more. They hold a lot of valueable things... but I'm just floored that someone actually released this product and they have the audacity to charge $20 for something that encourages lumpy, off-centered breasts? SERIOUSLY???????????????????

Now I dare say you do not need to have the "Secret Keeper" to successfully hold your items in your boobs. Take for example my good friend Danyelle and her technique:



First and foremost, NO HANDS! Look at that skill, that finesse. She is actually holding her digital camera in the nook of her breasts. She doesn't need any Secret Keeper! There's no secret here, just pure talent!

But for a good, GOOD, GOOOOOOOD laugh go to www.getsecretkeeper.com and watch the video. I promise you won't leave without at least cracking a smile at this bogus invention...but in the meantime, remember...

"So you're running out the door and you've got stuff...so now what? Carry a purse? PLEAASEEE.... Not where you're going! Put it in your pocket? UH UH not in this outfit. Don't worry girls, watch this. This is the Secret Keeper just tuck this, this even THIS all right here and slide THAT in your bra..."

Ya... in this video it seems like these women are sliding a lot of "this and that" in a lot of "secret" places.